This is so awesome. We now have an artist’s rendition of that time when Jesus descended from the clouds to deliver the U.S. Constitution. You remember, all of the founding fathers were there, and Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, a liberal professor clutching Origin of the Species to his chest, Satan…

Just in time for Christmas shopping.

If you click on the image you can go to the website where you will be able to scroll over each figure and read the captions about their symbolism. What’s your favorite part? Mine’s gotta be the professor with his copy of Darwin or the Supreme Court Judge hanging his head in shame for destroying America.

Update: Make sure you go check out the spoof website with different captions when you scroll over the painting! My favorite spoof caption is for the Christian Minister:

Holding the Holy Bible. His sermons tend to skip over the rapey/incesty parts.

onentiongooood

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