Both of these quotes were on the same page in the book and both I think are funny (and dead on).

Whitehead was asked about the decline of faith in American Liberal to which he said, ‘It turned to social service.’

Whitehead was asked if medical doctors see all of us and he responded, ‘No! Taken as a whole, I think the professional classes are bad judges outside of their professions.’ This made me think of John McCain talking about the economy.